" How To Bind a Thesis " - stilstudie
1.
Start the day by being TIRED ! Preferably no more than 3 hours of sleep the night before !
2.
Emphasise your tiredness by looking slightly cross-eyed
3.
After handing in the thesis to be bound, park yourself on the only green place in Dublin, Stephens Green
Note. Keep an eye on your handbag !
4.
Realise you have to lie there for 3,5 hours until the thesis is ready, as you are too tired to walk around Dublin.
5.
Do NOT forget the compulsory sugar and caffeine rush !
6.
Wonder what life would be like if you were a VERY small animal..
7.
Try to stay awake by looking at the clouds
8.
Fail miserable with no. 7 and sleep for two hours with your handbag under your head.. and then wake up , panicking , wondering where the H*LL you were the night before as you obviously have slept in the park !
9.
Pick up your handbag /suitcase and make your way towards the Thesis Centre to pick up your masterpiece