Till alla mina underbara vänner ..
you tired of those sissy
'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close
to reality?
Well,
here is a series of promises that actually speak
of
Friendship.
You WON'T see cutesy
little smiley faces.
Just the stone cold truth of
our great friendship.
1. When
you are sad,
will jump on the person who
made you sad
like a spider monkey jacked
up on Mountain
Dew!!!
2. When you are blue, I
will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
I will know you are plotting something
that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared, we
will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried, I
will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you
6. When you are confused, I
will use little words.
7. When you are sick, Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and
dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!
9. This
is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?'
you may ask;
--
because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your
pants, everyone can see it,
but
only YOU can feel the true warmth.
Love You guys..