Till alla mina underbara vänner ..

Are
you tired of those sissy
'friendship' poems
that always sound good,

but never actually come close

to reality?


Well,
here is a series of promises that actually speak
of

True
Friendship.

You WON'T see  cutesy
little smiley faces.

Just the stone cold truth of
our great friendship.



1. When
you are sad,

I
will jump on the person who
made you sad
like a spider monkey jacked
up on Mountain
Dew!!!


2. When you are blue, I
will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


 

3. When you smile,

I will know you are plotting something

that I must be involved in.



  4. When you're scared, we
will high tail it out of here.


5. When you are worried, I
will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse  it could be until you

 quit whining, ya big baby!!!!


 

6. When you are confused, I
will use little words.


7. When you are sick, Stay away from me

until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have.


8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and
dust you off--

After I laugh my rear off!!



9. This
is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.


'Why?'
you may ask;


 --
because you are my FRIEND!





Friendship is like peeing your
pants, everyone can see it,

but
only YOU can feel the true warmth.






Love You guys..


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